My dear friend and co-hort blogger, Ellen, sent me this horrific story. Apparently 14 squirrels were recently arrested in Iran found with some type of radar equipment on them......Iran has considered them SPIES!! And there are peeps who actually think I AM SQUIRRELY!! Now I have seen everything....better go out in the back forty and check for any rodent wearing a turban or holding a glock! Yeah...better go do that! What's next??? Sparrows with little notes tied around their feet holding messages in code?? Whoa...we really gotta be careful with the MOLES!! No, maybe little raccoons, ya know they have a permanent mask anyhow:).....running across the border with government data...heck, I think we already have the rats involved, aren't they all in Congress?? Okay, enough of my silliness.....just had to share this with ya. Thanks Ellen for keeping your eyes and ears open:)
Hug Life and remember....next time you see a squirrel DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY INFORMATION REGARDING GOVERNMENT SECRETS AS HE MAY BE A DOUBLE AGENT ENGAGING IN ESPIONAGE:-)
Peace, Marylou
5 comments:
Tee Hee...
Marylou:
OMG. . .I better go and check out my favorite frogs : )
You are too funny
carole
Marylou:
I see the light now; YOU are the leader of these miscreants : ) My frogs came hopping and told me the squirrels were radioing back to their leader and overheard one say "Marylou" our esteemed and wonder leader (kind of sounded like Babalou)
You had me fooled out here on the west coast but since you do not have my address I feel we are relatively safe : ) for now.
You go girl
carole
Oh Carole,
I have been saving this work of art for that special moment and you opened the door for this nut case (moi) so here we go...Please know this is meant only to put a smile on your face, not to offend anyone:)
I'm a gangsta squirrel,
got me a gun.
I'm a gangsta squirrel,
always on da run.
I raid tha birdfeeder every night,
I get away with it cause I'm tight.
All the female squirrels wanna mate with me,
cause I got the most children in this oak tree.
I'm smokin' acorns every day,
I'm sellin' acorns, cause I gotta get paid.
I'm rollin' round town in my squirrely benz,
I'm rollin with my squirrely friends.
by Fat Man Joe........This sounds best when read to a RAP beat:-)
Hug Life ya all:-)....Marylou aka "The Leader of the Pack":)
Dear Leader of the Pack:
I knew it!!!
Oh, you make a gray sky shiny;
just keep those rappin squirrels in your garden : )
Oh, shoot I see one with his microphone trying to induce Froggle (my sweet innocent frog) to step up and speak his mind; what madness have you wrought upon us?
There are nuts and I think your shell is cracked : ) I am rolling on the floor at my humor : )
We could do stand up together : )
Now, can I go do my laundry : )
Peace out
carole
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